Crossbreeds! Every week (a.k.a. whenever I get to it) I will be supplying you with the true, never before seen, lineage of your favorite celebrities! This week our very own, Evgeni Malkin!
You may recognize these folks as Evgeni Malkin's adorable parents.
However, we are here to tell you that they are a hoax. Cute and Russian they may be, but let me introduce you to his real blood relation. Some of you may have already recognized Geno's beast-like characteristics are similar to that of a well known Hero. The Hulk. And by Hulk we mean this guy...
Not the blond/mustache/douch/fanny-pack one. Sirously, what grown man wears zebra print spandex with a multi-colored crotch purse? The 80's was 20 years ago... grow up.
In other news, it seems Malkin's other relation pays more attention to his sensitive side.
Looks like at least one of the Jonas brothers lied about his chastity ring! Russel Brand was right all along.
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