Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Bruins Preview?

Geno and Beej practiced today after taking Monday off.
Mike Comrie however did not.
Someone needs to make a man out of him.
Seriously, he's going the route of Chris Bourque here.  Which I guess it's only fair that he sucks cause he's only getting paid 500k.

HCDB didn't say weather he was putting in Beej or Marc. Whoever he picks, there'll be someone pissed off about it.  Either way, we have two really good goaltenders soo...

The Bruins are tied with us for points right now.  Dunno if that means anything.

Monday, November 8, 2010

I Love Our Team!

Now, I will be the first to admit that I am a hockey newb (I really hate that word, but it's the only one that really applies), so I don't know much about other teams.  However, I'm pretty sure most other teams aren't this cool.
Check it out:




There are some great slides on the site with some awesome shots of Max with the cutest Haitian children. I want to donate a million dollars and adopt 20 of them.

Bahahaha

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Game 15 - Coyotes. 4-3. Finally a win!

I have no idea what happened with the Ducks game aside from the score.  No really, I was on an airplane.
When I landed and looked at the score I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit...  I mean really boys.  I know it's early(ish) in the season, but something is just not clicking.  Whether it's the loss of some of our old guys like Gonch and Billy G, or injuries (I'm looking at you Jordan), I don't know, but you should get your shit together. For the sake of my sanity.  It's much more fun to be a fan of a winning team. Just saying...

They boys gave me some hope tonight at least.
The first period began on a somewhat grim note.  The disjointedness they had been exhibiting over the past few games was beginning to show it's ugly head.  
MAF was in the net for the first period. He let in 2 goals. Beej was placed in the net for the remainder of the game.
Now, I'm not really blaming MAF, but something's got to be up with him.  If you can hear me MAF, I'd like to let you know that I believe in you, and don't ever give up!



Sido made me realize why losers call him "crysby".  It must be because he makes opposing fans cry .  Like he did 2:16 into the second period. Yeah! 2-1 isn't too hard to come back from.  
Oh, sike. 2-2 thanks to GEENNOO
Another Coyote scored. Booo
Then Letesticle assisted Kunitz

I don't think anything important happened during the third really. Whatevs. It was dinner time.
The score stayed 3-3

OVERTIME
I don't know what went on here. My feed was failing me. 
Apparently he Penguins are 2-1 in overtime this season while Phoenix is 0-3.
Johnson made some great saves
Holding penalty on some Coyotes asshole for holding TK. Yess!  3 on 4. Too bad nothing happened.

SHOOTOUT!
Johnson saves.
Crosby misses
Johnson saves
Letang misses
Johnson saves


LETESTU SCORES!!

Mark Letestu wins the award for sexiest goal tonight.
What a man.  

First home game of November on Wednesday
Hasta luego.

Politician + Religion =...Hockey?


It's time for another addition of....dun dun da dum dum daaaaaaa! Crossbreeds!




We all know Maxime Talbot for his majestic hockey playing, his fighting skill and of course his charismatic personality. But some of us wonder where all this came from. Well I've done some extensive research, and this is what I came up with.


For those of you who may not live in the state of Alaska, this is Joe Miller. He recently ran for U.S. Senate. He is probably going to loose, but is being a douche and wasting time and tax dollars to have his opponent's (Lisa Murkowski, who lost against him in the primary, and who is now a write in candidate) write in votes counted. (Which I would like to add he did not sign himself up as a write-in candidate so they shouldn't be counted but anywho). Although I don't agree with his politics, I couldn't help noticing on all those signs the tea party has posted all over the city, his facial similarities between him and Maxime. Hopefully the only genes shared here are the ridiculously fast growing facial hair and the same cheesy smile.


I believe it is possible Maxime inherited his charisma from this rabbi. Notice how this rabbi is exhibiting camera-hog-like behavior much like Maxime demonstrates in that car commercial he did (Chicka cheee!). I always did believe Talbot was part jewish, just look at him! His has Carnegie Deli written all over his face. I know what some of your are saying "But Hannah, he's french Canadian." Well for that I have an answer. There was this thing called the HOLOCAUST in which many Jews had to leave their homeland and go to a safer country. In the Tablot ancestors case that safer country just happened to be Canada.


And that concludes this times rendition of crossbreeds!

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Game 13 Dallas wins 2-5. Fml

Boooooo

I h8 texas.  They are the second biggest state in America, and if you cut Alaska in half they'd be the third. Don't let any stupid ass texan tell you different.

Dupes's wife is currently giving birth, so he wasn't present. Staal was also absent (I'm sure you've heard of his broken hand). Supposedly he's out for six weeks, but we all know he'll gronk it out and be back in around two..

The Pens didn't realize that this was a hockey game apparently.  Perhaps they thought it was a boxing match?



Sido's 3rd career fight!
Good to see him dominate.
Letang and TK also dropped their gloves, but no one cares enough to put up a video I guess.
Either way the Pens basically won every fight.  They just couldn't deliver the goals

Comrie got his first would be goal in a Pens uniform.  Too bad the refs called it back cause he "hit" it in with his glove.  Bullshit.

TK with the first "real" goal.  Cookie with the second.

Beej was off for the first time of the year. Dunno what was up. He just looked uncomfortable... weird for him. Apparently he and Flower are unstoppable in practice.  Let's see this in games boys!

Fucking sick picture. Too bad the game wasn't as cool.  Why does Engelland look so happy?

Another hella cool photo.  Someone please buy this for me.